Did Britney Spears Go Crazy Because She Couldn’t Get Her Hands On an iPhone?
So, although I am still a Microsoft Windows user (XP ONLY), I’ve grown to accept Apple as a very smart company. And when it comes to consumer products, they really know how to keep away the bad eggs.
Although it may have gone unnoticed, back on December 20th, Misca Barton, once star of The OC, had her credit card declined in an Apple Store in Pittsburgh’s Shadyside neighborhood. Even though she is not a megastar, it’s still gotta be embarrassing. 2 weeks later, she was caught in a DUI. Mmm Hmmmm…
Now, I’m sure most of the world is well aware that as of today, Miss Britney Spears is on suicide watch, on a 72 hour lockdown at Cedars Sinai Medical Center. Many people have made claims that it’s drugs, or because her [third] lawyer just quit, or maybe the babies are making her crazy.
Not me. I have a hunch that Miss Britney is going ga-ga over the fact that she tried to order an iPhone from AT&T Wireless online, and the girl got DENIED. Now, sure, maybe it’s because Apple has questionable customer support in India, and they figure someone signing up with a Britney Spears American Express card must be fake.
I think her declining album sales, and lackluster performance on the iTunes charts is what led Apple to give her the “iDontThinkSo” when it came to the iPhone. Try telling that to the psychiatrist with a straight face, Brit Brit.

Comment by shane on 5 January 2008:
Apple as what I analysed is too concious about its PR image. I think L Lohan might have been denied the purchase of iPhone too.
Comment by John on 5 January 2008:
Lol those iphones are just so damn necessary. But seriously, the whole Spears family is just going downhill, they just keep getting into these situations one by one.
Comment by Mack on 6 January 2008:
the iphones are amazing, and Britney went mad because she under pressure, I don’t believe it has anything to do with that at all
Comment by GreenYellow on 7 January 2008:
I just got my iphone, I know! Thanks Steve ;)
Comment by Yango1 on 7 January 2008:
I just got my iphone as well, and got it for free at the mall, that was cool, but, well, I don’t like Britney that much hehe
Comment by Bros on 7 January 2008:
This girl has serious issues, I wouldn’t be shocked if they got her kids from her.
Comment by John on 7 January 2008:
She did get her kids taken away didn’t she? I heard after her recent breakdown that she lost custody.
Comment by Dart on 8 January 2008:
That is not good? i do agree that the spears are really in a mess but that sad i can;t see any help form her family now? anyway that is embarrassing that he got denied for a iphone!
Comment by kaklong on 25 January 2008:
OMG, seriously that happened? Britney Spears got denied from purchasing an iPhone? seriously..lol! But if she really went mad because of that.. wow.. i dunno what to say ^_^
Comment by ManilaGurL on 24 February 2008:
LOL this is so funny! I don’t think Britney would even do something awful because of an iPhone! But it was funny anyway if it’s really true that she was denied upon ordering one. :P
Comment by Rootkit on 24 February 2008:
Lol.. she and her family are both going downhill fast.. wonder if this is all just publicity stunts.. lol
Comment by swap on 24 February 2008:
That girl is crazy she dose not need any reason to go crazy, Apart from her work she is doing all the useless things.
Btw iPhone is really cool, wating to get my hands on it.